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« Reply #15 on: 16 May, 2007, 09:34:10 AM »


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« Reply #16 on: 17 May, 2007, 11:10:27 AM »

Вижта как се концентрира тази мадама  Shocked Grin
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« Reply #17 on: 18 May, 2007, 01:05:03 PM »

 Shocked  Shocked   Shocked 

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« Reply #18 on: 06 June, 2007, 05:59:37 PM »

Е на Туй му викат да си държиш стиковете на топло и сигурно  Cheesy Grin Cheesy Cheesy Grin Wink
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« Reply #19 on: 29 June, 2007, 09:22:11 AM »

Австралийски голф...  Grin с публика...  Grin



...и за строителни работници...  Grin



...и за други хора...  Grin

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« Reply #20 on: 18 July, 2007, 04:46:53 PM »


 Ура, значи не само аз съм си счупил лампата вкъщи има и други (лошото е, че на мойта сметка има вече две лампи зачислени).  Grin  Grin  Grin


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« Reply #21 on: 24 July, 2007, 12:14:24 PM »

Гръмнали топки за голф... 



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« Reply #22 on: 25 July, 2007, 12:08:36 PM »

Голф легендата Тайгър Уудс показа изненадващо неточен мерник на Откритото първенство на Великобритания, пише "Тема Спорт". При опита си да уцели шеста дупка 31-годишният калифорниец не само не сполучи, но и изчеластри в главата нищо неподозиращата Дженифър Уилсън, която беше заела кротко своето място в публиката. 60-годишната фенка на най-аристократичния спорт получи сериозна аркада и само бързата намеса на лекарския екип я спаси от загуба на съзнание.

Госпожа Уилсън все пак не се обиди на своя идол за инцидента и геройски доизгледа състезанието с превързана глава и маска за кислородно дишане.
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« Reply #23 on: 28 August, 2007, 05:53:30 PM »

Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in."
God asks Arnie first: "What do you believe?" Arnie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Palmer, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Nicklaus and says, "What do you believe?"
Jack says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life.
Like Arnold, I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
God is greatly moved by Jack's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Woods: "And you, Tiger, what do you believe?"
Tiger replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
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« Reply #24 on: 28 August, 2007, 06:05:08 PM »

Golf Joke of the Week - The Cursing Nun
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it," the nun said.
"When did you use this awful language?" the Mother Superior asks.
Answered the nun: "Well, I was golfing and hit this fabulous drive that looked like it was going to go 280 yards, but it struck a phone line hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground only 100 yards from the tee."
"Is that when you cursed?"
"No, Mother Superior," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
"Is that when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior.
"Well, no," says the nun.
"As the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"Is that when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear then?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."
The two nuns were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?"

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« Reply #25 on: 29 August, 2007, 09:16:10 AM »


Тази ми е любима...  Grin  Grin  Grin

 
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« Reply #26 on: 29 August, 2007, 01:43:31 PM »

Това за зимата си го бива...  Grin

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« Reply #27 on: 29 August, 2007, 03:21:28 PM »

Дамата и за лятото си я бива  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #29 on: 25 September, 2007, 12:39:10 PM »

Голф-билярд...  Grin Grin Grin

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