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« on: 24 November, 2006, 04:27:23 PM »


 Ето това е от rookie но го беше постнал в една друга тема:

  http://www.bunkershot.com/2006_index.cfm?ID=3615&local=    Shocked  Shocked  Shocked

 
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« Reply #1 on: 28 November, 2006, 12:13:56 AM »

Малко клипове от vbox7

http://www.vbox7.com/play:aa8e3d18
http://www.vbox7.com/play:6a8293fa
http://www.vbox7.com/play:6dac2282
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« Reply #2 on: 28 November, 2006, 11:49:34 AM »


 Ето и нещо от мен:

http://www.golfe.de/english/video/golfvideo_-_Chipshot_Golf_Commercial.mpg
 
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« Reply #3 on: 29 November, 2006, 12:27:01 PM »

Ето и разликата между рекламата и реалността:  Grin  Grin

http://www.vbox7.com/play:b72d218a
http://www.vbox7.com/play:9dc3ae37
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« Reply #4 on: 29 November, 2006, 01:23:19 PM »

 Grin Значи да не се притесняваме че не можем да го издокараме като Тайгъра... Grin Wink
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« Reply #5 on: 01 December, 2006, 12:16:53 PM »

Напротив, точно като него го правим - за втория клип става въпрос де  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: 05 April, 2007, 12:31:22 PM »

Ето още некое клипче от vbox7   Tongue

http://www.vbox7.com/play:ca917336
http://www.vbox7.com/play:55e40b21
http://www.vbox7.com/play:1a076664
http://www.vbox7.com/play:5b2065d3
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« Reply #7 on: 11 April, 2007, 01:38:54 PM »

Този със Серджо Гарсия е супер!  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: 11 April, 2007, 02:11:05 PM »

Commercial с Тайгъра: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubAxWIfcE5I
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« Reply #9 on: 23 April, 2007, 03:41:33 PM »

Вижте голфтопките колко са здрави...  Grin  http://youtube.com/watch?v=MC8Zvl-8ziA
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« Reply #10 on: 23 April, 2007, 09:31:37 PM »

 Subject: GOLF TRAGEDY >Two women  were playing golf. Julie tees
   off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome
   of men  playing  the next hole.The ball hit one of the men. He
  immediately clasped  his hands together at his groin, fell  to the ground
   and proceeded to roll around in agony. Julie rushed down to the man, and
   immediately began to  apologize."Please allow me to help. I know physical  therapy and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd  allow me,"she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right.  I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was  in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.At Julie's persistence, however, he finally allowed  her  to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them  to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.  She administered tender and artful massage for several  long moments and asked, "How does that feel"? The man replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts  like Hell!"  Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: 24 April, 2007, 11:43:55 AM »



 Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin
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« Reply #12 on: 24 April, 2007, 05:50:18 PM »

Subject: Woman Golfer

Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning
round of golf. It was their favourite moment of the week. Then one of
the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It wasn't
quite the same without him.

A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day she overheard the
remaining three talking about their golf round at the coffee table
Curious, she spoke up, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in
college and I was pretty good at it. Would you mind if I joined you next
week?"

The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant. Not one of
them wanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally one man
said it would be okay, but they would be starting pretty early at 6:30
am.

He figured the early Tee-Time would discourage her immediately. The
woman said this might be a problem and asked if she could possibly be up
to 15 minutes late. They rolled their eyes but said this would be okay.
She smiled and said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or 6:45."

She showed up right at 6:30 ! and wound up beating all three of them
with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She was a fun and pleasant person
the entire round. The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse they
congratulated her and happily invited her back the next week. She smiled
and said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45."

The next week she again showed up at 6:30 on Saturday morning. Only this
time, she played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she
still managed to beat them with an even par round despite playing with
her off-hand. By now the guys were totally amazed, but wondered if she
was just trying to make them look bad by beating them left-handed. They
couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to
be showing them up, but each man began to harbour a burning desire to
beat her.!

In the third week they all had their game faces on. But this week she
was 15 minutes late! This had the guys irritable because each was
determined to play the best round of golf of his life to beat her. As
they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some petty
gamesmanship on her part.

Finally she showed up. This week the lady lawyer played right-handed
which was a good thing since she narrowly beat all three of them.
However she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play,
it was hard to keep a grudge against her. This woman was a riddle no one
could figure out!

Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking their heads at her
ability. They had a couple beers after their round which helped to
loosen up the conversation. Finally one of the men could contain his
curiosity no longer. He asked her point blank, "How do you decide if
you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

The lady blushed and grinned. She said, "That's easy. When my dad taught
me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun
switching back and forth. Then when I met my husband in college and got
married, I discovered he always sleeps in the nude. From then on I
developed a silly habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf
practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his you-know-what was
pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed; if it was pointed to the
left, I golfed left-handed. All the girls on the team thought this was
hysterical."

Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back "But
what if it's pointed straight up in the air?"

She said, "Then,.... I'm fifteen minutes late."

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« Reply #13 on: 26 April, 2007, 08:29:41 PM »

Subject: Fw: Senior Golf Rules
  Finally, we have the proper "Senior's Golf Rules".....
 
  Rule #1
  A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and
 placed on the  fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled  into the rough with no penalty. Senior players should not be penalized for uncontrollable
 mechanical phenomena.
Rule #2
 A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The  player must estimate the distance the ball would have traveled had it not hit the tree and can play the ball from there.
 Rule #3
 There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is  on or near  the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, making  it a stolen ball. The player is not to compound the felony by  charging  him or herself with a penalty stroke. 
 Rule #4
 If a putt passes over a hole without dropping in, it's deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity supersedes the law of golf.
 Rule #5
Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they can be blown in may be  blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the hole.
No one wants to make a travesty of the game.
 Rule #6
There is no penalty for so called "out of bounds." If penny-  pinching golf club owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The golfer deserves an apology, not a penalty.
 Rule #7
There is no penalty for ball in a water hazard as golf balls should float.
That they do not is a technical problem that manufacturers have yet to  overcome. Golfers should not be punished for manufacturer's  shortcomings.
Rule #8
Advertisements proclaim that golf scores can be improved by
purchasing new clubs, balls, shoes, etc. Since this is financially impossible for the average senior golfer, a stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old  equipment.
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